Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Beware: Manny Pacquiao is a Spook!

I am not joining the caravan of Star Treck fever despite shattering the box office record of the Knight on its first day.  Hey, what could Batman do against all these aliens and semi-humans (Are they? Whatever.) speeding their way from one galaxy to another on their gigantic cockroach-like space ships sporting their very funny shining bangs?  And I thought that those bangs were already funny enough only until I stumbled upon this Manny Pacquiao picture.  
Wow!  This picture made me almost bite my toe nails and may have ooze out from my nose those unimaginable fluids for laughing out loud.  Thanks Jen, and to whoever is the genius behind this picture.  He certainly got good genes from dear mom and pop.

I don’t know if this news is plainly a joke, purely stupidity or an affirmative indication for Manny to totally don that Star Wars outfit for his new "shady post." and put tons of pomade for a new bangs  For shutting the daylight out of Ricky Hatton, the Peoples Champ is given not only, one, not two, but three special government posts. When it rains, it pours, eh?
Justice Secretary Raul Gonzales just recently appointed Manny Pacquiao as his Special Assistant on Intelligence Matters.  The position he said is plainly honorary and the government will not spend a single centavo to compensate Pacquiao for his service (I bet if there will even be) and furthered:
"No salary. It is an honorary position in honor of his achievement. He can help the Department of Justice in any manner he can, I can ask him for information as well," 

Wow, so after knocking out Mexicans and a Briton, one was appointed as easy as 1-2-3to become one of Gonzales' version of James Bond?  What will Manny do; wire to the Justice Department the boxing styles, weaknesses and tactics of his opponents and be classified as a confidential?  will he spook on Clinton that he recently met, or  know the diet of the new dog in the White House?  or how much the politicians raked in from frequenting the MGM Grand?  or how may sparring sessions Mike Arroyo had with crispy pata?  or the Benjamin Abalos' secret recipe for his yummy "burjer"?  or the political oppositions' whereabouts? and pass of all these as "valuable infos" to the President, all for the nation's safety and interest? 
I don't say that Manny is a nuts, I admire this guy -- as a boxer. But I don't know either if the Justice Department is really mocking Manny on  this instance making him a "confidential agent"; and Manny by accepting this post making a clown out of himself and his achievements as an A-list athlete.  What is so confidential now with Manny Pacquiao?, his life is an open book.  It is like saying, "Hey, I appointed Le Bron James to be my top spook, and its a totally confidential!"
Raul Gonzales found an ally in Senate President Juan Ponce Enrile confidently saying “With all the people adulating him, he can get information.” By what, doing monkey business? So maybe, Manny should also better join Boy Abunda and Kris Aquino's fray to get more information from the people who adulates him. Now, I need some pill.
I am pretty sure that Lady Justice must have been so pissed off wanting to tear that cover on her eyes and throw the scale at Gonzales.  But to this he would only shrugged off his shoulders, spit on all his detractors and reply "There is nothing wrong with that,". Another pill please.
Earlier that day Manny was also appointed by the President as head of the Department of Environmental and Natural Resources' (DENR) Task Force Kalikasan (nature) and as an "ambassador of peace and understanding." As the palace lapdogs would exhort it with no indication of shame, the Pacman is “the symbol of national unity and peace”. Maybe for making everything stop even the bandits every time he slug it out in the ring; a country with zero crime rate for a couple of hours?

His main job? “There will be events and activities that will be organized that will center on him as a focal person,” Remonde said in a media briefing here. “He will be useful as a symbol, as a rallying point for events, which in the process, would involve national unity.”

And to start things up for our dear Pacman, his first task: join the basketball games between the Armed Forces of the Philippines and the Moro Islamic Liberation Front contingents. I just hope that there will be no flagrant fouls lest there will be the flying of grenades and mortars from each camp. Oooops, i totally forgot, Manny is there to save the day, with his bangs, LOL!

This is payback time. As I said on my last post about Manny's forming of his own political party, I would not wonder if everyone would be crossing fences. Manny would be the saving grace of this administration known for its nasty human rights record, corruption and lies. Now, I can pass for a modern-day Nostradamus.

But what these bogus government officials haven't realized is that they are only showing that they cannot do the job. They need some superhero to do the cleaning of the sink. Are we really in need of a superhero? The answer is quite obvious.

He surely needs tons of pomade though for that shinny immovable bangs. Oh, goodness, another pill please!

What is reaction to all these three appointments given to Pacquiao by the present administration? Is Manny Pacquiao the answer to all the ills that this country is experiencing? Be heard, Manny is gathering all needed information from all those who adulates him. Yipee! Clap, clap. clap.

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Twilight Zone said...

tsk tsk tsk, tindi ng swine flu pero mas matindi ang brain flu na dumapo sa mga depuger na politicians nato,anu ng ngyayari sa ating bayang magiliw?pano na ang future ng ating mga kabataan?itanong nyo nalang daw ky manny kaasar.

Twilight Zone said...

sigh nalulungkot nanaman ako pag naiisip ko na yung aking mga mahal sa buhay na ayaw iwan ang ating bayang magiliw e ayun nasa kuko ng mga halimaw ngeeee

ceblogger said...

i suggest they'd appoint him general. he's been referred to as the general solution to this country's woes.

Lucrecio Emerito said...

So, if I want to apply for a government position, I'll have to do boxing first? ",)

Seriously, I feel sad about this. Not because of the honors given to Manny. But because, it looks like our country is short of outstanding people. Such that if someone achieves something like Manny, everybody including their dogs hurry out to give him all the crowns no matter how far from the achievement. Like this james bond thing and what was the other thing? Whatever. Seriously, it's like we are all a family of less than achievers such that when one member of the family got first honor, we make her like queen because she is a rare breed. When all the members of the family is achievers, the first honor will still be recognized of course but not treated like a little god. Honestly, I don't know if any of you understand what I want to say because I did not bother checking google for any sentence structure and all. I just got tire after reading the post. And I just want to write my mind. I hope you don't mind. Anyway, this is not Manny's fault. He did well.

Holly Jahangiri said...

I'm not laughing. Really. I mean...

Ronald Reagan. Sonny Bono. Arnold Schwarzenegger. Fred Grandy. 'nuff said? People have parlayed popularity and public acclaim into political power for - forever, pretty much. Only time will tell if they do a good job, a reprehensible job, or make a laughingstock of themselves.

But elmot? "This picture made me almost bite my toe nails and may have ooze out from my nose those unimaginable fluids for laughing out loud." I hope that's just some weird machine translation, there, but if it's not - ever hear the term "overshare"? Dude, that's "overshare," right there.

Jan said...

I am loving them bangs and ears. Woohoo!

Ay basta bahala kayo. Kay Manny pa rin ako. Sabi nga nya: "Sasagasaan ko `yan. Talagang maghahanda ako para sa kanya. Dadaanin ko sa resistance. Hindi ko siya tatantanan. Lagi akong naroon kahit siya maputo"

Gets? Manny is unstoppable. Tabi mga tol, baka kayo masagasaan. Ahahaha

Dee said...

As they say "Only in the Philippines"...

Lhurey said...

As they say "Only in the Philippines"...correct na correct

Silver said...


Hahahah...makulet ang picture mong yan. Sana this coming elections e bumoto na ng tino ang ilan sa atin. Hindi nagpapadala sa popularity ek-ek na wala namang deliverables at solid track record.

At ang mga pinag-gagawa ni Pacquiao ngayon e puro katatawanan. Mantakin nyo, gawin bang charity ang sabong na sugal naman? Anong value non?? hehe

elmot said...

@twilight: ahaha! si (si)raul(o) gonzales talga ang may brain tumor eh! naoperahan sa kidney, nagdonate ang driver nya...and mahirap dito, kapag tumor sa utak wla ng magdodonate, kaya, ayun, baliw pa rin...ehehe

makata ka pala lee ha, ehehe! andres bonifacio ikaw ba yan?

itanong nlg natin lahat kay manny...lintik na buhay to oh, buti sana kung magbibigay xang libreng load para matext ko sa knya problema ko eh!

elmot said...

@cebblogger:be careful what you wish for dear friend, mahirap na kapag nagkatotoo, alam mo naman sa gobyernong eto...."kay GMA posible" ahaha

elmot said...

@luke: ahha, don't worry, i will not look either on google..just write, and let us just try to meet in the end, ehehe!

i will not be surprised if leah salonga will become a special assistant on broadway affairs, and arnel pineda as special assistant on political "journey" wahehehe!

he did well, it is not his fault. he accepted, that makes him another of GMA's lapdogs.

parang sinabi mo na rin na, hoy manny, eto may granada dito, isubo mo..."yes mam!" -booomm!-


elmot said...

@dee: we will pass of ripley's world records dee, ehehe!

@lhurey: thanks for the visit, you are always welcome here. correct! only in the philippines! ehehe

elmot said...

@holly: of course there are great leaders who are either actors and sports greats, however may point here is, this is a total nonsense for a person who is a boxing superstar being given all these special positions just for the sake of political agenda and good image?

we elected officials to serve us and not to squander that right on doing nonsense. manny pacquiao, a confidential secret agent? wowoww..


that is totally overshare, holly...eehhe!

elmot said...

@lhurey: wow, ngayon ko lg nalaman yan ah...ehehe! nagpasabong para sa charity, asteeggg!

baka pwede na ring magbente ng shabu para sa charity kami\o...labo ni manny, di naman sya nabugbog ng husto sa ulo ni hatton ah,e hehe

thanks for the visit :D welcome ka lgi dito...

Snow said...

Hey, what have you done to my favorite Star Trek character? Spook is my crush in Star Trek tapos ni-morph niyo ulit kay Pacquaio...oh no, not again! *lol*

jeniffer said...

I also admired him for such a strength he have shown in his fight with hatton. The victory is not just about him, but also a victory for all of us.. :)

Forest said...

ha ha ha!!

I have never seen this guy before but he looks great as a vulcan!! You have to love Photoshop...

elmot said...

@snow: ehehe! wla tayong magawa Pacquiao is all around eh, next time ipost ko si manny nagmorph na GMA, ehehe! i will not wonder if he will morph as master yoda,e ehhe!

@jennifer: thanks for visit. hope to see you more often here for you to meet all the gang :D of course he carries the nation behind him and the whole nation rallies behind him as well. this is unique feature of manny that makes other people admire him so much.

@forest: thanks for the visit. photoshop is really the key. but i think there is one exception and that is Michael Jackson, ehhehe

reyna elena said...


hahahaha! sabi ko na nga ba eh! member sya nang klingon! hahahaha!

elmot said...

@reyna elena: naku, pasensya na kamahalan, makalat sa king munting kubo,e ehehh!

korek ka dyan! salamat sa pagbisita dito...gulat ako, ehehe! biglang pumasok nlg si queen elizabeth sa dampa ko eh,

Anonymous said...

this is hilarious. made my day. haha.

elmot said...

@anonymous: i am glad it made your day...and for sure, i could give your more laughter about manny on my upcoming posts...:D thanks for the visit!

gamzter said...

ang kulet..haha

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