I was looking good books in a National Bookstore outlet in a mall here near our place and I was surprised to see Bob Ong’s books selling like pancakes. He has already a good number of books, despite the fact that many still wonder who the real person behind the famous Bob Ong is.
I first encountered Bob Ong through a college friend. She has the two Bob Ong books, the green and yellow one. And after reading the two books, I was already so much amazed by the wit and humor of the man.
(List of Bob Ong’s Books)
Here are some of the funny but also intellectually-stimulating quotes/quotations from Bob Ong.
“Huwag na huwag ka hahawak kapag alam mong may hawak ka na.”
“Pag hindi ka mahal ng mahal mo wag ka magreklamo. Kasi may mga tao rin na di mo mahal pero mahal ka.. Kaya quits lang.”
“Hindi porke’t madalas mong ka-chat, kausap sa telepono, kasama sa mga lakad o ka-text ng wantusawa eh may gusto sayo at magkakatuluyan kayo. Meron lang talagang mga taong sadyang friendly, sweet, flirt, malandi, pa-fall o paasa.”
“Parang elevator lang yan eh, bakit mo pagsisiksikan ung sarili mo kung walang pwesto para sayo. Eh meron naman hagdan, ayaw mo lang pansinin.”
“Kung hindi mo mahal ang isang tao, wag ka nang magpakita ng motibo para mahalin ka nya..”
“Kung dalawa ang mahal mo, piliin mo yung pangalawa. Kasi hindi ka naman magmamahal ng iba kung mahal mo talaga yung una.”
And may favorite…
“Ang pag-ibig parang imburnal…nakakatakot mahulog…at kapag nahulog ka, it’s either by accident or talagang tanga ka..”
Off to you guys…any favorite quotes from Bob Ong?
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